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Kids, in my early days
of being a professor,
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I had one simple goal:
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give a lecture
that changes someone's life.
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Then one afternoon in 2010,
I achieved that goal.
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Unfinished.
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Of all the words you could use
to describe La Sagrada Familia...
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Brown, pointy, weird...
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the one that really seems to stick
is "unfinished."
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Why?
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Because on June 7, 1926,
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the architect Antoni Gaudi...
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Whose beard was also brown,
pointy, weird and unfinished...
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... was run over by a bus.
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And so,
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his greatest masterpiece
would remain forever...
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But first, let's back up a few days.
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Ted, look across the bar.
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Three chicks:
one hot, one kind of hot
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and one who I'm assuming
is really funny.
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We ride!
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What?
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I don't know.
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Got a burger coming.
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Bro, I told you,
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if you ever need a wingman,
I'm your guy.
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Yeah, I'm not going to go
through that again.
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Hi.
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Barney Stinson.
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And I'm Marshall, Barney's wingman.
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Thank you.
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Fine. I'll have a threeway
with hot and kind of hot
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while Giggles films.
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I ride!
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So, get this:
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Last night, I was watching TV,
and some random satellite channel
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picks up
a certain local Chicago newscast.
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And now, the 11:00 News
with Don Frank.
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It's bad enough
to go through a horrible breakup,
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but then have that person
pop up on your TV?
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Are you okay?
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I'll admit, at first,
I felt a little weird.
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But after the initial shock,
I realized something:
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I've moved on.
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Finished with that.
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It was a peaceful moment of closure.
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Good.
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Where's the poop?
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Excuse me?
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When I was a kid,
I had a dog named Bean.
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Whenever he made the face
that you're making right now,
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you just knew he pooped
somewhere in the house.
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Where's the poop, Robin?
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Where's the poop?
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It wasn't entirely
a peaceful moment of closure.
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Don, here's some breaking news:
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there's a zit breaking out
on your forehead.
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Finished with that.
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I'm not proud,
but Don left so quickly
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that I never got the chance
to have that final showdown.
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Yelling at him, even on TV,
felt kind of good.
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And you know what?
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Now I truly am over him.
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- That's great.
- Thanks.
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Where's the poop?
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Damn it!
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In the process
of truly getting over him,
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I may have called him
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and left an...
indelicate voice mail.
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I am gonna kill you.
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I'm gonna fly to Chicago, kill you,
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put your stupid face
on a deep dish pizza and eat it.
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And then maybe catch a Bears game.
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But mostly the killing
and eating your face thing.
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Give me your phone.
We're deleting Don's number.
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Don't worry.
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I am never doing that again.
It was a one-time thing.
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Prove it.
Delete contact.
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There.
Deleted.
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Back already.
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How was flying solo?
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And by "solo," I mean
so low that you got shot down.
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Look, I didn't get shot down.
Trust me, I'll get the yes.
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Barney Stinson always gets the yes.
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This is all part of the plan.
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After initial contact,
I'm now in the ignoring phase.
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Why can't you just
take a girl out to dinner
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like a normal person?
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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner
to get the yes.
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Dinner's a very intimate activity.
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It requires
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a level of connection
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and eye contact
that sex just doesn't.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I need
to have sex at least three times
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before I'll even consider
having dinner with her.
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The next day,
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I had a surprise visitor.
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Why are you here?
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You're dating one of my students.
It's Rachel, isn't it?
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She wears provocative sweaters,
but she's 19!
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I'm gonna have
to hear all about it, right?
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Go on, tell me every detail.
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No, you pent-up old perv.
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I brought you a present.
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Recognize this?
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It's my building.
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Kids, you may remember that,
a few years earlier,
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I was chosen to design
the new Manhattan headquarters
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for Goliath National Bank.
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It was the opportunity
every architect dreams about.
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And when the project
was ultimately scrapped...
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it broke my heart.
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Do you remember how awesome
it was to be co-workers...
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nay, bro-workers?
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Wait, you don't mean...
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It's back on.
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We're gonna build your building.
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Team Who's this fucking mother ?
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Synchronisation :
Kyros, MiniBen314, Strex
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Adaptation :
Dark_Chii, H3AV3N, Kenji, Tactactac
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Relecture : MiniBen314, Titou
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6x03 - Unfinished (1.00)
.:: www.sous-titres.eu ::.
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This is awesome.
You're designing our new headquarters.
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There will be voices that tell you
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a hockey rink on the roof
is unfeasible.
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You've got to shut those voices out.
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Actually, I think I'm gonna say no.
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Are you kidding me?
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But designing a building
in New York City is your lifelong dream.
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I do not want to work for GNB again.
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Those guys are evil.
No offense, Marshall.
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Dude, none taken.
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GNB is the Empire from Star Wars.
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But the Death Star's gonna
get built either way.
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Don't you think
the architect of the Death Star
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is psyched to have
that thing on his space resume?
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I mean, yes, his design was flawed
in the sense that a single bullet
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fired into a particular vent
would explode the whole thing.
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That was the contractor's fault.
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But that won't happen on your watch.
Because you're Ted Mosby!
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And you are gonna design
the most beautiful,
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ventless, Rebel-proof building
in Manhattan,
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with clearly marked emergency stops
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for every trash compactor
on the detention level.
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Look, I know this is
hard to understand,
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but right now, I have a quiet,
simple, happy little life.
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And I like it that way.
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I know what my answer has to be.
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I can't take the job.
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I'm done with that life.
No hard feelings?
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Of course not.
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All right.
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And I thought that was the end
of the story. But then that night...
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I'm telling you,
no architect would ever design
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a giant exposed vent right over
a Death Star's core reactor.
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That's Space Architecture 101.
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It had to be the contractor.
Barney, back me up.
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Dude, this is important.
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I need another drink.
Marshall, you want anything?
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No, I'm fine.
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He's mad at me for turning down the job,
but acting like I'm not even here?
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Wait, you turned down the job?
When?
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This morning.
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That's so weird.
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Just an hour ago,
when we were leaving work...
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So, you still think
Ted's gonna take the job?
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Please.
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I'll get the yes.
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Barney Stinson always gets the yes.
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Am I wrong or is that exactly
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what Barney says when he's putting
the moves on a girl?
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Exactly. It's like
he's putting the moves on you.
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Yeah, more like the opposite.
He's been ignoring me all night.
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Barney wants me to take the job so bad
he's putting the moves on me?
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I hope that's his end game.
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Actually, I don't.
I like you two together.
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I don't buy it.
That's crazy, even for Barney.
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Well, think about it.
We've seen his moves countless times.
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What does he do after
he's done ignoring a girl?
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Chrissy, I love your glasses.
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Really?
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They pull focus up from that whole
chin situation you got going on.
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To Chrissy.
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The backhanded compliment to lower
her self-esteem, a proven winner.
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But Barney hasn't done...
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I admire your loyalty.
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You've had that hairstyle forever.
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You don't care that it's out of fashion
or co-opted by the lesbian community.
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You stick with it.
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To Ted.
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Hey, Lily!
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Don't "Hey, Lily" me.
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I smelled poop all the way
from the hallway.
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- No, not this again.
- Where's the poop, Robin?
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I left Don another message.
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"This just in"
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is what I'm gonna say
when I'm stabbing you.
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But that's impossible.
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- You deleted his number.
- I tried to.
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But this thing popped up
that said, "Are you sure?"
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And I wasn't sure.
I can't lie to my phone.
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Oh, sweetie, I totally understand.
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Delete it!
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It's not that easy.
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You're not just deleting a number,
you're deleting a part of your life.
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All those memories,
all those experiences.
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It's like you're admitting
they're gone forever.
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I know, sweetie.
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I know.
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Delete it!
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Okay, if it's that easy,
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I'm gonna delete one of your numbers,
see how you like it.
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My "plezh."
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If you can find a number in there
that I don't call regularly,
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I'll gladly delete it.
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Super Kicks Karate.
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No, not that one.
That's my dojo.
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You have a dojo?
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I took an introductory karate class.
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Wrong room.
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Where do the grown-ups go
for the real karate class?
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What's the matter, lady?
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You scared?
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Of you? Please.
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I'm a kindergarten teacher.
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I hated kindergarten.
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All three times.
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But I'm totally gonna
sign up for more lessons.
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How long ago
did you take that class?
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I don't know. It was around the time
when everyone was going...
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How do you even remember that?
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Lily, this is a number
that you will never dial again.
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- I might.
- No, but you keep it in your phone
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'cause it reminds you of a version
of yourself that you could be,
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even if it's a version of yourself
that you'll never become.
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And that's okay.
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No, it's not.
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You know what?
There, gone.
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Your move, Scherbatsky.
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I finally know
what your kind goes through.
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- I get it now.
- For the last time,
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I don't care how big it was,
it is not the same as giving birth.
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Barney's been
"putting the moves" on Ted.
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That sucks.
Although I like you two together.
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He's been doing it to try to get Ted
to design the new GNB Tower.
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Which moves?
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Did he do the thing where he brags
on himself in the form of a complaint?
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Man, every time I take out
my business card
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and women see the GNB logo,
they throw themselves at me.
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I miss the chase.
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It sucks!
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Man, the courtside Knicks seats
that are available
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to all upper level GNB employees
are too close to the action.
254
00:11:29,866 --> 00:11:31,625
I keep getting sweat on my suit.
255
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:32,910
It sucks!
256
00:11:33,656 --> 00:11:36,933
Man, GNB's benefits package
is so comprehensive
257
00:11:37,058 --> 00:11:39,522
it gives me the freedom to see
any doctor I want.
258
00:11:39,647 --> 00:11:41,158
It sucks!
259
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,952
- He did.
- And the intense eye contact thing?
260
00:11:44,384 --> 00:11:45,620
So, Ted,
261
00:11:45,907 --> 00:11:48,989
would you like to split
some jalapeņo poppers?
262
00:11:56,758 --> 00:12:00,218
And the thing where he establishs
intimacy through physical contact?
263
00:12:00,784 --> 00:12:03,930
You know why jalapeņo poppers
are so good? It's the cream cheese.
264
00:12:04,746 --> 00:12:06,892
That is so true.
265
00:12:09,787 --> 00:12:12,359
Cream cheese
has a mild flavor so it...
266
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,918
it balances out
the spiciness of the jal...
267
00:12:16,094 --> 00:12:17,744
the spiciness of the...
268
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,321
Dude!
269
00:12:20,517 --> 00:12:23,413
So at any point in this did you say,
"Barney, I know what you're doing,
270
00:12:23,538 --> 00:12:26,293
"and it's not going to work.
I am not taking that job"?
271
00:12:27,316 --> 00:12:29,623
Well, I mean,
not exactly in those...
272
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,083
You're loving this.
273
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,210
You are.
274
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,587
You're loving the attention.
275
00:12:36,299 --> 00:12:38,359
It's nice to be wanted, okay?
276
00:12:38,823 --> 00:12:41,843
And, yes, this is a new vest.
Thank you all for noticing.
277
00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:44,179
That's right, you didn't.
Barney did!
278
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,329
You are so going to spread your legs
and design that building.
279
00:12:49,454 --> 00:12:51,645
I am not that kind of architect.
280
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,567
So get this...
Robin never deleted Don's number.
281
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,477
Everyone thinks it's so easy.
282
00:13:01,602 --> 00:13:03,490
Give me your phone.
Let's delete one of yours.
283
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:04,668
Okay.
284
00:13:05,149 --> 00:13:06,149
No problem.
285
00:13:06,274 --> 00:13:09,110
If you can find a number that
I don't need or shouldn't have in here,
286
00:13:09,235 --> 00:13:11,135
be my guest, but good luck.
287
00:13:11,359 --> 00:13:12,959
I keep my phone tight.
288
00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:17,504
Not that one. That's the booker
for the club that my band plays at.
289
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,277
My all-lawyer funk band...
You remember...
290
00:13:20,402 --> 00:13:22,801
The Funk, the Whole Funk
and Nothing but the Funk.
291
00:13:23,479 --> 00:13:25,011
Your witness lied
292
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,265
So your case is sunk
293
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:31,735
I sentence you to a life of funk
294
00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:33,687
Counselors, how do you plead?
295
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,271
Funky.
296
00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:36,860
Kick it.
297
00:13:41,657 --> 00:13:44,288
You guys played one gig
four years ago.
298
00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:45,449
I'm deleting it.
299
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,618
We're gonna play another gig again.
Probably really soon.
300
00:13:48,743 --> 00:13:50,884
It's just we all got
super busy, and...
301
00:13:53,185 --> 00:13:55,250
We're not gonna play
another gig again, are we?
302
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,868
Probably not, baby.
303
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,296
It's hard to hit
that delete button, isn't it?
304
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,094
Well, it's just that without
that number in my phone,
305
00:14:02,219 --> 00:14:06,002
I'm just a corporate lawyer
working 60 very un-funky hours a week.
306
00:14:06,882 --> 00:14:08,182
Sorry, Marshall.
307
00:14:08,705 --> 00:14:10,432
But if I have to, you have to.
308
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:18,732
Your turn.
309
00:14:32,284 --> 00:14:33,665
I gotta tell you something.
310
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,138
That reminds me.
I got you...
311
00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:37,918
a little airplane.
312
00:14:38,829 --> 00:14:40,754
It represents the spirit
of adventure.
313
00:14:41,396 --> 00:14:42,422
Do you like it?
314
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,549
Do you?
315
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,276
Stop it. Stop looking at me
316
00:14:47,401 --> 00:14:49,763
like I'm the only person
in the world who matters.
317
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,122
I'm not designing the GNB Tower.
318
00:14:53,363 --> 00:14:56,061
I known you turned it down.
We hired someone else.
319
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,720
Can you believe it? He's resorting
to the oldest move in the book.
320
00:15:02,845 --> 00:15:06,256
The classic, "pretend to take the offer
off the table so I'll want it more."
321
00:15:06,381 --> 00:15:09,326
It's so obvious, right?
As if that's gonna make me be like,
322
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,785
"God, I never should have said no."
323
00:15:12,115 --> 00:15:13,328
It's not a move, dude.
324
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,218
I executed the paperwork for
the new architect this morning.
325
00:15:17,613 --> 00:15:18,792
Barney wasn't lying.
326
00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:22,415
God, I never should have said no!
327
00:15:25,903 --> 00:15:28,475
Come on, GNB didn't really
hire a new architect.
328
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,345
This is just one of Barney's moves.
329
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,572
It's not a move, dude. The senior
partners were getting impatient.
330
00:15:33,697 --> 00:15:35,392
I thought
you didn't even want the job.
331
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,560
I didn't!
332
00:15:37,234 --> 00:15:38,234
I don't!
333
00:15:38,699 --> 00:15:39,699
I don't.
334
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:40,855
I don't!
335
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,066
- Okay, I'll do it!
- What?
336
00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:44,901
It's too late.
337
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,752
I'll design it for half of what
you're paying the other architect.
338
00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:50,522
And you know I will do stuff
they would never do.
339
00:15:50,647 --> 00:15:51,747
Lobby stuff.
340
00:15:53,361 --> 00:15:54,361
Half?
341
00:15:56,361 --> 00:15:58,957
- On behalf of Goliath National Bank...
- Okay, it's a move.
342
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,500
- What?
- Dude!
343
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,549
There is no other architect.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I lied.
344
00:16:03,674 --> 00:16:06,506
I was being Barney's wingman,
and I never get to be the wingman.
345
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,091
You guys lied to me?
346
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:11,206
You're the world's worst wingman.
You know what? I'm out of here.
347
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,995
I can do better.
Take me back.
348
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,599
You son of a bitch!
349
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,101
Look, I can't do business
with people who lie to me.
350
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:21,104
We only lied to you to make you
realize that you want this job.
351
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:24,003
I don't.
I mean, I know I said I did,
352
00:16:24,128 --> 00:16:26,309
but that's only
because I fell for the same
353
00:16:26,434 --> 00:16:29,112
creepy, pickup artist voodoo
of yours that countless women...
354
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,396
- 236.
- ... before me fell for.
355
00:16:32,213 --> 00:16:33,213
Respect.
356
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,383
You want to do this, okay?
357
00:16:37,508 --> 00:16:39,539
You're just scared
of getting hurt again but,
358
00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:41,942
you can't let fear steal your funk.
359
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,836
That is good. There is
a song in there. Excuse me.
360
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,031
Come on, Ted!
361
00:16:48,872 --> 00:16:51,843
- This is your dream.
- No, it's not. Not anymore.
362
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:56,222
And you know what? Letting go of that
dream was the best decision I ever made.
363
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,476
You guys actually think I have
some lingering itch to be an architect?
364
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,353
Work 20 hours a day and weekends?
365
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,856
To get ulcers and pull my hair
out and worry and doubt myself
366
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,894
and then at the end of it all,
have the rug pulled out from under me?
367
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,810
I love being a professor, okay?
368
00:17:10,935 --> 00:17:13,956
All that stupid crap they tell you
about how fulfilling teaching is?
369
00:17:14,081 --> 00:17:15,116
It's all true.
370
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,733
I'm happy,
and I'm not letting go of that.
371
00:17:18,858 --> 00:17:20,108
My answer's no.
372
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:24,835
Hey, guys.
373
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,295
Where's the poop, Robin?
374
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,581
How do you do that?
375
00:17:28,706 --> 00:17:31,005
You are like a bomb-sniffing dog,
except with poop.
376
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,592
You are a poop-sniffing dog.
377
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,511
I think that's just called a dog.
378
00:17:35,043 --> 00:17:36,346
Where's the poop, Robin?
379
00:17:37,435 --> 00:17:39,099
Fine. I called Don again.
380
00:17:40,968 --> 00:17:43,103
Hey, Don!
It's Robin again.
381
00:17:43,956 --> 00:17:47,678
Look, I am sorry for all the calls.
It's just, I saw you on the news,
382
00:17:47,803 --> 00:17:50,326
and it made me a little crazy
for a minute.
383
00:17:50,451 --> 00:17:53,501
I guess I wasn't as
over our breakup as I thought.
384
00:17:53,958 --> 00:17:56,858
But I want to say,
from the bottom of my heart,
385
00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:58,842
I am gonna kill you.
386
00:17:59,181 --> 00:18:00,912
No... No, I'm not.
387
00:18:01,425 --> 00:18:02,875
I am happy for you.
388
00:18:03,435 --> 00:18:06,935
And that Asian slut on
your Facebook page. She's dead, too.
389
00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:09,828
I thought you deleted his number.
390
00:18:09,953 --> 00:18:11,986
I did,
but it turns out, I memorized it.
391
00:18:12,111 --> 00:18:14,217
You can't delete contacts
from your brain, Lily.
392
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:16,881
Well, you have to try.
If you ever want to have closure...
393
00:18:17,006 --> 00:18:19,156
I am never going to have closure.
394
00:18:19,281 --> 00:18:20,890
Okay? Closure doesn't exist.
395
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,359
One day, Don and I
are moving in together,
396
00:18:23,484 --> 00:18:26,154
and the next thing I know,
he's on a plane to Chicago.
397
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,081
It just... ended.
398
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:32,369
And no matter how much I try
to forget that it happened,
399
00:18:32,494 --> 00:18:34,594
it will have never not happened.
400
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,396
Don and I will always
be a loose end.
401
00:18:37,521 --> 00:18:38,616
We'll always be...
402
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,002
Unfinished.
403
00:18:43,308 --> 00:18:45,582
Gaudi, to his credit,
never gave up on his dream,
404
00:18:45,938 --> 00:18:47,584
but that's not usually how it goes.
405
00:18:47,976 --> 00:18:50,175
I mean, usually,
it isn't a speeding bus
406
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:53,506
that keeps the brown, pointy,
weird church from getting built.
407
00:18:54,104 --> 00:18:56,259
Most of the time,
it's just too difficult
408
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,552
or too expensive, or too scary.
409
00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:01,940
It's only once you've stopped
410
00:19:03,337 --> 00:19:05,769
that you realize
how hard it is to start again.
411
00:19:06,426 --> 00:19:08,826
So you force yourself
not to want it.
412
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,332
But it's always there.
413
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,508
And until you finish it,
it will always be...
414
00:19:34,972 --> 00:19:37,258
- Why aren't you in class?
- Why aren't you in class?
415
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,969
Why aren't you in class?
416
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:46,559
You son of a bitch.
417
00:19:48,635 --> 00:19:50,855
I'll call Marshall.
We'll draw up the contract.
418
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,148
Not so fast.
419
00:19:52,641 --> 00:19:54,041
I'm not that easy.
420
00:19:54,357 --> 00:19:56,720
And so I made Barney
break his golden rule.
421
00:19:56,845 --> 00:19:59,823
I made him take me out to dinner
before I finally gave him the thing
422
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:02,488
he always got.
423
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,118
Yes.
424
00:20:05,912 --> 00:20:08,677
And even though
it didn't happen right away...
425
00:20:08,802 --> 00:20:11,674
And now, the 11:00
News with Don Frank.
426
00:20:15,879 --> 00:20:16,879
Bueno?
427
00:20:18,295 --> 00:20:19,306
Who is this?
428
00:20:19,431 --> 00:20:21,281
No hablo ingles.
Quien es?
429
00:20:22,105 --> 00:20:24,694
I'm sorry. Is this 917-456...
430
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,685
I'm sorry, 465...
431
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:27,810
No, wait.
432
00:20:30,322 --> 00:20:32,622
Robin finally got some closure, too.
433
00:20:34,155 --> 00:20:35,655
Sorry. Wrong number.
434
00:20:40,098 --> 00:20:41,322
Finished with that.
435
00:20:53,143 --> 00:20:55,044
Hey, punk!
Bit of advice.
436
00:20:55,703 --> 00:20:58,850
Next time you step on a
kindergarten teacher's neck,
437
00:20:59,171 --> 00:21:01,134
you better finish the job.
438
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,152
I knew this day would come.