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Kids, in the spring of 2011,
Zoey and I broke up.
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But the good news...
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Goliath National Bank was finally ready
to demolish The Arcadian
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and build the new headquarters
I'd designed for them.
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The only problem was
I kept butting heads
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with my project supervisor
on one very important issue.
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I want to press the button
to blow up The Arcadian!
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- I want to press it!
- No, I want!
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I want to press it!
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I dated you both and neither of you
is good at pressing
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or even finding the button.
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After some awkward pawing around,
that building
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is going to fake an implosion,
say, "Baby, that was great",
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and go to sleep.
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She means you.
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I want to press it.
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I'm gonna press it!
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It's just a button, okay?
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Can we just talk
about something else, please?
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I ran into Zoey yesterday.
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That's the first time
since the breakup.
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How's she doing?
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I'm still unemployed,
so I had to get a couple roommates.
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Saving money.
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Making new friends.
No downside.
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They're all 22 and sell drugs.
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Which means they're not taking them.
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So, that's a win.
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I can tell you're really busy
so I should...
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I'll let you go.
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You want to get coffee sometime?
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You know "coffee" is code
for "I want to get back together"?
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At first I wasn't sure, but then,
she said something that got me thinking.
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I want to get back together.
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Don't worry, we're not.
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I just, I feel bad Zoey's
having such a hard time.
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You know what might
make you feel better, buddy?
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- I'm not letting you press the button.
- I want to press it!
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Sadly, that's all you need
to know about my summer.
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Around this time, Uncle Marshall was
still having a tough time finding a job.
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He's out printing out a whole
new batch of résumés
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because he misspelled the phrase
"detail-oriented."
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And when he gets back home,
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he is going to find his favorite soup
there waiting for him.
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That's sweet, Lily,
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but didn't you guys get
food poisoning here one time?
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Three times.
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But they're really nice about it.
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Their policy is,
"Get sick, get a free gallon of soup".
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And so, Lily dropped off Marshall's
surprise soup and headed back to work
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to introduce the new class pet.
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This is Mr. Buttons 2.
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Now, after what happened
to Mr. Buttons 1,
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we have to be very gentle with...
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Don't eat the soup!
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Thank God.
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This was about to be my third bowl.
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Why shouldn't I eat the soup?
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Why shouldn't I eat the soup?
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Team Who's this fucking mother ?
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Synchronisation :
Kyros, MiniBen314, Strex
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Adaptation :
H3AV3N, tactactac, Titou
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Relecture :
Titou le Lapinou
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6x24 - Challenge Accepted (1.00)
.:: www.sous-titres.eu ::.
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Mr. Architect,
big day for you tomorrow, huh?
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Yeah, getting to stand next to me
while I press the button.
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That is going to be legend...
wait for it...
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dary adjacent.
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Legendary adjacent!
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You okay?
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This morning I was talking
to the foreman.
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Hey, hotshot.
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You know, Rod,
I'm loving that nickname,
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and I can tell
it's totally affectionate,
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but I'd prefer Ted.
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Yeah, but you're such a hotshot,
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I figured I'd just call you hotshot.
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Pick one.
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And make sure you like it.
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There's going to be 50,000 of these
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in your big, hotshot building,
hotshot.
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50,000 lightbulbs!
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What if this one's too bright?
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What if this one flickers
and gives everyone a weird headache?
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Do you know how many people
it takes to change 50,000 lightbulbs?
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Are these people Irish, Polish, blondes?
What are we dealing with here?
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There's so many decisions to be made.
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What if I make all the wrong ones
and my building just sucks?
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Not possible.
Your building is new.
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And I have one rule.
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New is always better.
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You can't keep saying you have one rule
if they're always different.
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But "new is always better"
is my oldest rule,
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which makes it the best.
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Everything okay?
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Lily got food poisoning
from some soup.
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And then I ate the soup,
exactly three hours later.
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Which means I can see exactly
three hours into my future,
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and it doesn't...
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look...
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good.
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I tried to be supportive.
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Oh, baby,
can you just hold me, please?
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Of course, baby.
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But when Lily gets going
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she sounds like a velociraptor
from Jurassic Park.
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But then I realized...
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a man can do a lot of living
in three hours.
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So, I'm out experiencing this beautiful,
crazy dance called life.
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My last meal.
MacClaren's famous jalapeño poppers.
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My doctor says
I need to eat healthier,
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so I figured the round-trip flight
these babies are about to take
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will land them permanently
on the no-fry list.
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Good-bye, my friend.
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It's been a hell of a ride.
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I have to...
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Hey, babe.
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The gang says feel better.
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Thanks.
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Wait!
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You didn't tell them
I had food poisoning, did you?
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Marshall, when it's stomach stuff,
you just say "under the weather",
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or people start picturing you
doing unspeakable things.
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I know.
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I just said
that you had the sniffles.
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No one is picturing anything
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but little red-nosed you
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under a blankie with some hot tea.
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I wonder what end
it's coming out of Lily right now.
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I bet it's her tushie.
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I bet it's both.
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Speaking of explosions...
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Enough already, Ted!
That button's mine!
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Yeah, fine, okay.
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I got you this job, so I...
Say what?
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Whatever.
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It's yours.
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I gotta run.
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Yes.
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It's Bloom, Greenberg and Associates.
They want me to come interview.
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I know it's risky to go,
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but this is the best environmental
law firm in New York, my dream job.
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Great idea, babe.
I'll ask them.
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Is it at all possible,
could I come in on Monday?
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Okay, I'll, I'll see you at 5:00.
Thank you.
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I love and believe in you too, baby.
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Why would Ted
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just give up the button like that?
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He forgot his phone.
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"See you in an hour."
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- Who's that from?
- Zoey.
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They're meeting for coffee.
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Ted's getting back together with her!
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Why would Ted get back together
with Zoey? He's doing great.
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After a breakup,
we all think we're doing great.
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Sometimes the tiniest trigger
can unravel you
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and send you crawling right back.
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Ted isn't getting back with Zoey
because of lightbulbs.
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Ted's gone back for less.
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Hi, Natalie.
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You want to get coffee sometime?
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CARTON
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Bro.
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Ted, I only have one rule.
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But I can't reach the worst part.
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Hi, Karen.
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Want to get coffee sometime?
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CARTON
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Coming up next, our two local pandas,
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Ming Ming and Bao Bao,
are expecting a baby.
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You want to get coffee sometime...?
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Get it together, bro.
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According to my calculations,
at 6:00 PM,
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my body is gonna pay out
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like the most disgusting
slot machine in the world.
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That gives me two hours
to go do the interview
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and still get back in time.
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What if you hit the jackpot early?
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Don't worry.
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I'll be prepared.
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I'm talking your ear off, sorry.
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Is there anything
I can do for you, sweetie?
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Can... I... borrow...
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an adult diaper?
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Let's stop Ted.
Where are they meeting?
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Zoey wrote, "Meet me
at 6:00, where it all began,
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where you gave me the orchid
at the intersection."
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That's good.
All we have to do is think back
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to the time Ted told us
about his first date with Zoey.
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Amazing first date with Zoey!
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We met at the intersection.
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That's sweet.
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You weren't listening either?
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I was in a coma.
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I mean, who pays attention
to that sappy romantic crap?
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Yeah, I wasn't listening, either.
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Ted really can go on about a bitch.
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Great.
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He could be anywhere.
We're flat out of clues.
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Wait. Ted left a message.
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I could hear it
'cause I was in the bathroom...
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blowing my nose.
I have the sniffles.
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Hey, Lily,
hope you're feeling better.
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Marshall told us you're exploding from
both ends like a busted fire hydrant.
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Damn it.
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Anyway, listen, I was going
to get back together with Zoey today,
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but I came to my senses
on the way out here, so...
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False alarm.
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Oh, crap.
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Just stepped in some gum.
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I'm getting back together with Zoey!
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We're never gonna find him.
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Wait.
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That's was a subway announcement
in the background.
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I speak conductor.
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Got it.
Ted's at...
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- Ted's at Smith and Ninth Street.
- That's the intersection.
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That's in Brooklyn. How are we
ever gonna get there in time?
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Way ahead of ya.
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Jake Bloom. Great to meet you.
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I'm sorry about the stench.
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We're suing a factory
that's been dumping raw sewage
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into a marshland.
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Ten minutes ago,
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I was knee-deep
in liquefied human feces.
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And that was just on the F train.
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I can't believe Ted's getting
back together with Zoey.
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- They're a total train wreck.
- Unmitigated disaster.
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Worst couple ever.
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Yeah, almost as bad as us.
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We were a mess.
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Do you remember how awful
I looked by the end?
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My hair was falling out,
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my skin was gray,
my back was hunched.
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What about me?
I got so fat,
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at the end of a date,
you'd unhook my bra.
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You were the only boyfriend
I ever motorboated.
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Thank God we're not sentimental saps
who panic and get back together.
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Seriously,
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why would people do that?
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I guess I get it.
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What do you mean?
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Well, no matter how bad things got...
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Ted really did love Zoey
for a minute there.
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Didn't he?
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He did.
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She loved him, too.
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Didn't she?
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Yeah, she did.
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Smith and Ninth Street.
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Let me show you some of the
gut-wrenching environmental atrocities
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that we were working to stop, okay?
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Here, pop quiz.
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What is that?
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That's a seal.
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A bloated seal corpse
rotting in industrial waste.
258
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Now, wait till you see what we found
259
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when we cut him open.
260
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- Okay, where the hell are they?
- Maybe this isn't the intersection.
261
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Maybe it is and we're too late. Man,
I wish we'd gone to Brooklyn sooner.
262
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I know, right?
263
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,720
Ever since the Trader Joe's
opened up,
264
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Brooklyn is so... whatever.
265
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Wait. Where'd you get that?
266
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Across the street
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at the Intersection.
268
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So...
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You guys...
270
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wanna buy some weed or...?
271
00:14:14,715 --> 00:14:17,743
She's alone! There's still time!
But where the hell is Ted?
272
00:14:17,868 --> 00:14:21,033
Wait a minute. On their first date,
he brought her an orchid.
273
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How much do you want to bet
he's gonna do it again?
274
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:27,241
Brilliant. But wait,
he had a huge head start on us.
275
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No way he's still in there unless
he spent an hour choosing an orchid.
276
00:14:30,994 --> 00:14:31,913
Thanks, Julia!
277
00:14:34,599 --> 00:14:35,799
You know what?
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Let me see
the pink lady slipper again.
279
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,049
Now, do you know what that is?
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A pile of rotting seagull carcasses
281
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covered in toxic sludge.
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Being eaten by rats. Exactly.
283
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,116
Now this next slide...
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I'm sorry.
That's my wife's water birth.
285
00:14:57,799 --> 00:15:00,049
I don't know how that got in there.
286
00:15:03,434 --> 00:15:05,363
Anyway, that's all my questions.
287
00:15:06,599 --> 00:15:08,193
Oh, my God, I made it!
288
00:15:08,318 --> 00:15:09,732
Now just shake his hand,
289
00:15:09,857 --> 00:15:11,911
clench your very soul
and run like hell!
290
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,333
I like to take 20 minutes at the end
of every interview for your questions.
291
00:15:18,157 --> 00:15:19,292
So don't hold back.
292
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,879
Whatever you got inside there,
you just let her rip.
293
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:25,395
I can't do this anymore.
294
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,218
I'm just gonna tell him the truth.
295
00:15:29,039 --> 00:15:31,712
When it's stomach stuff,
you just say "Under the weather"
296
00:15:31,837 --> 00:15:35,137
or people start picturing you
doing unspeakable things.
297
00:15:36,334 --> 00:15:38,948
I have food poisoning
and I'm about to start volcanoing
298
00:15:39,073 --> 00:15:40,932
toxic sludge out of both ends!
299
00:15:41,057 --> 00:15:42,066
Nailed it.
300
00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:47,130
Thanks, Julia!
301
00:15:49,876 --> 00:15:51,476
No, on second thought.
302
00:15:53,805 --> 00:15:55,413
- Come on.
- What the hell?!
303
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,124
You can't get back with Zoey
over a lightbulb.
304
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,293
I'm not freaking out
over a lightbulb!
305
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,009
I'm freaking out over
50,000 lightbulbs!
306
00:16:03,309 --> 00:16:04,609
I can't do this!
307
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,425
I only got this job because
you gave it to me, Barney.
308
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:08,941
I didn't earn it!
309
00:16:11,891 --> 00:16:13,391
The future is scary.
310
00:16:13,715 --> 00:16:17,226
But you can't just run back to the past
because it's familiar.
311
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,052
Yes, it's tempting.
312
00:16:21,706 --> 00:16:22,707
But...
313
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It's a mistake.
314
00:16:28,231 --> 00:16:29,381
You're right.
315
00:16:31,561 --> 00:16:32,562
Excuse me.
316
00:16:33,241 --> 00:16:35,953
Can you give this to the blonde
sitting alone in there
317
00:16:36,531 --> 00:16:38,914
and tell her Ted's really sorry?
318
00:16:40,079 --> 00:16:41,208
Also...
319
00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:45,713
Indirect sunlight. Don't overwater.
Half a cup a week is more than enough.
320
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:04,071
And kids...
321
00:17:06,441 --> 00:17:08,391
that's how I met your mother.
322
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:11,350
Psych. It was just some chick.
323
00:17:15,779 --> 00:17:17,078
Hey, baby, how'd it go?
324
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,544
Lily, this year,
325
00:17:19,032 --> 00:17:21,793
this nasty schoolyard bully of a year
326
00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:23,918
will not stop punching me
in the face.
327
00:17:24,439 --> 00:17:26,565
How did we kick off 2011?
328
00:17:26,690 --> 00:17:28,005
My dad died.
329
00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:30,522
And now after five months
of unemployment,
330
00:17:30,647 --> 00:17:31,968
I just blew my dream job.
331
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:35,342
The good news is, in a few seconds,
I'm gonna start heaving my guts out
332
00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:37,542
because that's what life is
for me now,
333
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:40,685
just losing what's inside
until I'm just empty.
334
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,186
Baby, come here.
335
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:46,524
I just want to shut my eyes
for a few seconds before it starts.
336
00:17:57,566 --> 00:17:59,113
And Marshall slept...
337
00:18:02,964 --> 00:18:03,999
... all night.
338
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,225
Who's gonna do the honors?
339
00:18:22,423 --> 00:18:23,436
He is.
340
00:18:23,810 --> 00:18:24,812
You sure?
341
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,314
You earned it.
342
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:31,167
All clear!
343
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,241
New is always better, right?
344
00:18:38,387 --> 00:18:39,493
Always.
345
00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:42,370
Ten,
346
00:18:42,659 --> 00:18:44,415
nine, eight...
347
00:18:46,514 --> 00:18:48,562
It's a miracle.
I didn't get sick.
348
00:18:48,687 --> 00:18:50,296
I didn't get sick.
349
00:18:50,918 --> 00:18:52,068
I know, baby.
350
00:18:53,987 --> 00:18:55,137
I'm pregnant.
351
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,421
I'm proud of you
for giving Ted the button.
352
00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:34,457
It meant a lot.
353
00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:35,886
It's just a button.
354
00:19:36,011 --> 00:19:38,611
Can we talk about
something else, please?
355
00:19:46,888 --> 00:19:47,895
How you been?
356
00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:49,438
Fine.
357
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:56,136
I don't know why you would possibly
say yes to this, but,
358
00:19:56,579 --> 00:19:58,989
would you want to grab
a cup of coffee with me sometime?
359
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,457
20 minutes.
I was such a jerk to you.
360
00:20:02,582 --> 00:20:05,454
You can spend the entire time calling
me every dirty name in the book.
361
00:20:06,285 --> 00:20:09,124
I speak four languages.
I'm gonna need more than 20 minutes.
362
00:20:11,031 --> 00:20:12,231
I'll call you.
363
00:20:13,069 --> 00:20:14,630
You look beautiful, by the way.
364
00:20:15,066 --> 00:20:17,299
And here I thought
it was too late for sundresses.
365
00:20:17,897 --> 00:20:19,426
It's never too late, Barney.
366
00:20:22,313 --> 00:20:23,968
Challenge accepted.
367
00:20:38,092 --> 00:20:40,531
Best man?
You're being summoned.
368
00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:42,241
Geez, what now?
369
00:20:46,452 --> 00:20:47,872
I heard the groom needed me.
370
00:20:51,743 --> 00:20:53,586
What do you think of this tie?